The scene has happened so many times with me I can do it in my sleep. The way it goes is you’ve talked up a girl all night in the bar that you just met.  She’s shown nothing but interest in you, invested her time in you, followed you around the bar, stopped hanging out with her friends for you. When it’s time to go you suggest she comes back to your place to keep hanging out. Once there, there’s a mixture of excitement and anticipation in the air. She comes in, she takes of her shoes and makes herself at home. You open up your computer and play some tunes and then she watches as you open up a bottle of cheap red wine. You guys both sit on the couch, talk, let the wine and the music hit you. Eventually the anticipation becomes too much and you make a move, she lets you, and you guys either do it right there on the couch or head over to your bed.

Having a set of sensual tunes you can play as back ground noise is what we like to call “beat music” or music you can beat that pussy up to. And believe me it’s one of the strongest tools you can have in your game toolbox (besides the wine of course). You want to try and avoid turning on a movie if possible because her attention could be drawn to what’s playing and out of the sexual mood. But you need something that can keep the mood going like a great wing man and convey subliminally all the things you want to do to her. Beat music can be a tricky thing, you don’t want it to be too sexual and cheesy like playing Marvin Gaye’s Let’s get it On. I mean if it was up to me, I’d just put this classic on repeat  right here…

(Wait are they singing to each other…..)

As funny as it would be, something tells me the girl would laugh so hard her vagina would close shut for the night. Again good beat music is like a great wingman, not too strong or overpowering in the conversation but takes the pressure off and let’s you fall back and relax during the silent moments. Although you don’t want it to be as obvious as the Color Me Badd classic, you do want it to convey a strong sexual confident vibe. You both are grown ups and you know what you came here to do. Now let the music help push you over the edge to get there, the fact that she’s at your place means she’s at least open to the idea of letting you beat.

Tips to having great beat music is to not just play one artist’s whole album. It would be great to just play the Weeknd Trilogy but if she not really into The Weeknd you’ll be forcing her to sit through a whole set. It’s better to create a playlist with different artists but with the same beat mood running through it. This gives you the nice effect of having different artists sing to the both of you about fucking in one way or another. It also gives her look into what type of artist your into often giving you another topic of conversation to talk about. Finally it avoids the one theme of a single album allowing you to control the tempo of the playlist and make moves accordingly.

These are all the things that went into me making the latest NLU Mixtape simply called “Beat Music”. One hour of relaxed, sensual, slow, pussy beating music. It’s a playlist filled with artist and songs that let’s your lady friend know that sex is about to go down and you’re more than open to anal… if she is. But for serious, putting this list of songs together I wanted to kind of play your DJ/wingman from the internet. I meticulously put it together to seduce the hipster chicks/ urbanites/ young professional you find in most major cities. The playlist is distinct but never overbearing. You can focus on the music or let it come into the conversation an then drift out. The track listing is

1. Play by Play Autre Ne Veut
2. Tyrant Destroyed by Twin Shadow
3. Moonland by Nick Cave and The Bad Seed
4. Arch & Point by Miguel
5. Babyfin by Jonathan Keevil
6. I don’t care by Twin Shadow
7. The Zone by The Weekend ft Drake
8. Ego Free Sex Free by Autre Ne Veut
5. Me vs Maradona vs. Elvis  by Brand New (aka my favorite band ever)
6 Brother Bryan by Waxahtchee
7. Open by Rhye
8. Forget by Twin Shadow
9. Milk by Kings of Leon
10. 0 Children by Nick Cave and The Bad Seed
11. 28 by The weekend

There you go, 11 tracks and close to an hours worth of songs to get the party started. If you have spotify (its free) subscribe to the playlist so you don’t have to come to the NLU website to hear it when you bring her back. If you do like the playlist and use it to help beat I’d like to play a game. Report back after if you can remember what song was playing when you made your move to make out and what song was playing when she gave in and let you beat. And when the moment comes and you bust that nut, lift up a fist to the sky and fist bump me bro, it will be like I’m there with you…. no homo.